Sunday, June 28, 2009

Sunday, June 21, 2009

if u dont want me anymore just say so

Monday, June 15, 2009

i dont.

things i do in the morning before reporting in on my first day of work;

- fried chicken, to tapao for lunch just to have the cat stole and eat it in the end
- fill the water tumbler just to find out that ive forgotten to bring it to work
- arrived 20 mins early and since the office is still not open, went to find nearby toilet to release some butterfiles coz i had so many butterfiles in my stomach coz nebes bah

but i find out that there's no need to be nervous at all, my supervisor and colleagues are great :)

and oh for the first week, i just have to read some reports and study plans blablabla, i dont know what i should really do. yet.

ya jak. bui2

Monday, June 8, 2009

it is gonna be forever

Happy 21st Birthday, Love
4th June 2009

Monday, June 1, 2009

used to be called "murphy's law"


Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll or slide to the least accessible location.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes),
the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now
(works every time).

Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to your ability to reach and scratch it.

Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle will arrive last.

Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson 's Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (This one is true every time!)

Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to see a doctor, and by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll remain sick.

(haha... no comment lol)
and it is so not fair that ur sister looks good in ur clothes.

it cant get any worse than this

have you ever stop and think that ure already older than the teen popstars and u can no longer say "nya sama umur ngn kita eh" and instead of calling the waiter in a restaurant 'kakak', they call you 'kakak'...

pendek kata nya kita semua dah tua lah!! malas nak pk gk.

will be apart from boyf for 8 months max and i dont know how i will survive thru this after 2 years of living depending on him. gne? tell me gne?

i dont know how to deal with this jealousy when im away from him..

i told you, im paranoid ok.

and... :( xtauk eh gne nk mdh.

whats wrong with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

anyway am at labuan now. visiting brother at kml.

i dont know how much longer i can stand it. he's living with his relatives and there's this hot cousin and i am so worried gla worried ok coz his cousin is hot and plus the cousin dont have any other sibling making it only the four of them in the house the cousin's parents and him and the cousin only, i know she's his own cousin and she's like a sister but she's a girl and she has boobs and a vagina and she's hot and she's hot and she's hot and the most terrible part is i cant stop those terrible images in my head.

and did i mention that she's hot? i mean boiling hot ok. he said i dont have anything to worry about but im a worry fart worry pig worry whore so i cant help it

to think that i have to live with this for 8 months...

k lah bye